Saw it. Liked it. Stole it.

h/t

I don´t know what the filming technique is called, but it reminds me a little bit of playing Riven

Drift from mustardcuffins on Vimeo.

"Where are the candles?!? I *specifically* asked for candles!"

Ok, first evah OUATITW caption contest (also the first - and last - time I ever refer to this place by its ugly-ass acronym).

(photo via The White House's photostream via @ExJon)

Prizes*? Uh, yeah, there are lots of prizes*. Yeah. Lots (of prizes*).





*There may or may not (probobaly not) be a single prize. It´s a crap-shoot.

Ok, the Dr. Dave inspired Thomas Dolby parody (She Blinded Me With Boob Belt) is on the back burner, but to keep the "Needs More Boob Belt" meme alive I´m reprinting my Sir Mix-a-Lot bit here

Ripped directly from the comments on  Sticky Notes' post yesterday at Feed Your ADHD

(with apologies to Anthony Ray and other sensible people)

I like boob belts and I cannot lie
You Obama (half) brothers can´t deny
That when a girl walks in
with that shitty bit-o waste
An ugly round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that gut was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m spooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get rid’ ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that gut you got
It´s so corny
Ooh, hug all of that loose skin
You say you wanna get in size 10?
Well s’cuse me, s’cuse me cuz you ain’t that average floozy...

(Meh)

UN:F [1.7.7_1013]

Ok, I´m going to chalk it up to immitation being the sincerest form of flattery

Tweachisown (me) yesterday.

Treacher today.

Sungha Jung - Do yourself a favor and give him a listen. Unless you have any aspiration of learning how to play guitar and, like me, can´t even see the bar it just got set so high.

Plays Hotel California here (incredible)
Plays With or Without You here
And Pachabel´s Canon here

Some portraits painted by my friend Ken, who, in my opinion, is one of the greatest living artists (and friends)

Mostly because it´s a beautiful autumn day, and I´ve been drinking too much honey rum. It was either this or post the photos of the flowers on my balcony. Of which there are many, thanks to the uncharacteristic rain we´ve already had this year (Al Gore must have been in town). So, without further ado...